– My mom took him to the toilet and he said to her : “This penis is not working, I need to jiggle it”
– I often ask Rachel if she will do me a favour and help me get stuff or do something for me, Caleb now asks just about everyone ‘Mommy/Granny/Bumpa/Christina/Rachel/Marc ( insert required name) can you do me a favour?’ and then he says nothing after that.
– me: Caleb what are you doing Caleb: singing to my penis
– “Rachel is annoying me”
– if you close your eyes and pretend to sleep he says cock-a-doodle-do until you wake up, he also pretends to snore
– ‘MOM can I zerbit your tummy?’ he loves to stroke and make big noisy zerbits on my tummy, then he kills himself laughing.
– he says B for V so movies = mobies, TV = TB DVD = DBD heavy = heaby etc it is cute
– He can count to 12, green is his favourite colour and he loves to eat olibes (olives)
– If anything breaks he tells you he will get his screwdriber (driver) and fix it
– but he also tells me I am beautiful and he hugs me and says ” Mommy I luff you” and I melt