While I was throwing out stuff I came across a silly thing a university friend gave me called The Rules. I had a good laugh so thought I would share them.
1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change by the Female at any time without prior notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the Female suspects the Male is learning too many rules, she must immediately change all or some of them.
5. The Female can never be wrong.
6. If it appears that the Female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
7. In case of Rule 6 applying, the Male must immediately apologies for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female may change her mind or the rules at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without written consent from the Female.
10. The Female can be angry or upset at anytime.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female requires him to be angry or upset.
12. The Male has no right to know when the Female requires him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male must be a mind reader at all times.
14. Any attempt to document the Rules could result in the Male incurring bodily harm.
15. The Female is ready when she is ready.
16. The Male must be ready at all times.
17. If the Female has PMS all Rules are null and void